Our Story

We are two crazy people. We like doing suspicious things and dancing a lot. Sometimes too much. But we have fun and are living life to the fullest. What even is a midlife crisis?! If this is the middle of my life at least I'm going to make it past 90... With this level of alcohol consumption, I wasn't too sure anymore. Our favorite daughter is Zadie Kuykendall. She is also our only daughter. We have two sons. We are so cool.